Doored is Evil Doored Now And I Did It.

My very first stadium show


here's my tumblr like "inspirations" for the last few minutes of my set.

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Lyrics Bellow:



We walked the lonliest mile
We smile without any style
We kiss alltogether wrong
No intention

We lie about each other's drinks
We live without each other thinking what anyone would do
Without me and you

It's like I told you
Only the lonely can play

So hold on here we go
Hold on to nothin we know
I feel so lonely
Way up here

You mention the time we were together
so long ago well I don't remember
all I know is it makes me feel good now.

It's like I told you only the lonely can play
Only the lonely only the lonely can play

Only the lonely only the lonely can play
It's like I told you only the lonely can play
Only the lonely
only the lonely can play

J Lo invented the scope aspect ratio:




This really makes me dislike Alex Borstein

I Ripped This Gif Off Of The Grid's Website

Check out this wild gif that The Grid made/ posted like a million years ago. Can you spot me? I'm on the TV in the background. Check out the article it's from (or rather, the page of the article this is from) HERE

It's always fascinating when people interrupt your work especially when it's thoughtful. Wait, also, especially when it's just emotional or instinct, which this isn't. Look I'm giddy.  I'll just post what they (Paul Aguirre-Livingston AND Kristian Noel Pedersen) put:

 In Room 208, Believe In Yourself by Fitness Phone (David Tallis and Neil LaPierre) was a 2012 pursuit to transform your life/body/self as quickly as possible with as little effort as possible. Inspired by self-help greats like Tony Little, this “simplest exercise ever” needs your “minimal involvement.” In a sad way, it also mirrors how much time/energy people put into thinking about/observing art.

Love

Neil Overload

So I saw Fast & Furious 6 (that's the actual title, they took out all of the "the's") 

This is Neil overload. I'm doing Evil Doored (a re-branded Doored) on Monday June 17th. But first I'm doing some comedy at a show with these great Halifax bands on Saturday June 15th. It's at some guys house, and I don't have the address, but I'll let you know how it goes. Last time I did something at a music show, I got heckled. I was rapping Justin Bieber's hit, Boyfriend, but changed the lyrics to "best friend".

The bands at this show are Old And Weird and Quaker Parents go check out their stuff. They are touring right now. So maybe you live in London Ontario or something, well you can still see them.

Is this Tumblr?

I'm so in love with this piece. Really really driving me wild.

GIRLFRIEND (work in progress) from jake dibeler on Vimeo.

I saw this the same day that I saw some really incredible "dance double bill" by cheorgraphers Kate Nankervis and Simon Renaud. It was called She Was and was at The Citadel here in Toronto. This was on a night before I performed. I'm often told that the lack of refinement and lower energy when I perform is the performance's charm. It can't stay that way. It's funny to be an adult because you get to do and see things.

Finding Neil

photo by Siobhán Gallagher

Been working on a one-man-show, but here, check out these puppies if you haven't already.

Doored 4

And: Doored 5

AGO

Did you guys hear about this? I performed in a comedy/ performance art show at The AGO. Here is the video: http://new.livestream.com/accounts/2762757/events/1863227

Concern

Dear Linda

I am writing you this letter out of concern. My concern is for your reputation. I understand your desire to get married before your 22^nd birthday and would be delighted for this desire to come true. I just can’t wrap my head around you getting married and not having a bridegroom. The entire town will have difficulty accepting your marriage if there is no second person.

You have always been a unique individual. The entire town appreciates your beautiful animal portraits (mine, of my precious Dot, is still and will always be on my mantle) but your conceptual development as an artist should not intertwine with your personal life. It is just too complicated to get married but to not be marrying anyone. The other day when I asked you if you meant to marry yourself I believe you walked off in frustration shouting “No!” because you are unable to articulate your plan of getting married without a bride-groom.

Michelle said you also took offense when she asked you if meant to get married to another women. These are natural questions. You just cannot get married to no one specifically. Getting married to your self is complicated enough. I cannot believe you when you state that this is a fully realized idea.

You will always be a good friend. I love you as if you were my sister and I love your work as much as I treasure the sun setting on the lake. So in response to your request, I would love to be a bridesmaid, however, please for the sake of your reputation, reconsider.

With care and admiration

Babs